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    Reader Warning Label

    A Reader Warning Label

    July 2021
    Vincent Triola

    If you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further.

    Stephen King, Go Fuck Yourself!

    Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

    July 2021
    Vincent Triola

    Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.

    Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

    Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

    July 2021
    Vincent Triola

    Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...

    Writing Term Papers with Kesha

    Writing Term Papers with Kesha

    July 2021
    Vincent Triola

    Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...

    Author Bio Collage Vincent Triola

    The Worst Author Bio

    July 2021
    Vincent Triola

    Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...

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