About Me

Born June 26, 1970, in Baltimore, Maryland, Vincent Triola attended public and private schools before graduating from Mount Saint Joseph High School in 1988. After working fourteen years in the moving and storage industry, he shifted to a web content writing career, leading into web development with strain on SEO and content development.

Vincent Triola

While writing poetry and fiction in the late eighties, Vince became dismayed with the publishing industry and ceased publishing efforts but continued amassing a wealth of poems and narratives. Vince returned to writing in 2007, ghostwriting for small and large companies while developing several lucrative term paper and content marketing websites.

Today, Vince writes social commentary, satire, literary fiction, and poetry, using embedded anagrams and structured text for multiple theme perspectives; he coined "Multidimensional Poetry and Prose."

Vince lives in Los Angeles, California, and actively writes books, poetry, screenplay, and articles.

Reader Warning Label

A Reader Warning Label

Vincent Triola

If you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further.

A Reader Warning Label

Vincent Triola

If you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further.

Stephen King, Go Fuck Yourself!

Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

Vincent Triola

Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.

Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

Vincent Triola

Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vincent Triola

Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vincent Triola

Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Vincent Triola

Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Vincent Triola

Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...

Author Bio Collage Vincent Triola

The Worst Author Bio

Vincent Triola

Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...

The Worst Author Bio

Vincent Triola

Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...