A Reader Warning Label July 2021Vincent TriolaIf you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further.
Stephen King, go fuck yourself! July 2021Vincent TriolaLoathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.
Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios July 2021Vincent TriolaVinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...
Writing Term Papers with Kesha July 2021Vincent TriolaWriting a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...
The Worst Author Bio July 2021Vincent TriolaAuthor Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...