About Me

About Me

Author Info.

About Me

Born June 26, 1970, in Baltimore, Maryland, Vincent Triola attended public and private schools before graduating from Mount Saint Joseph High School in 1988. After working fourteen years in the moving and storage industry, he shifted to a web content writing career, leading into web development with strain on SEO and content development.

While writing poetry and fiction in the late eighties, Vince became dismayed with the publishing industry and ceased publishing efforts but continued amassing a wealth of poems and narratives. Vince returned to writing in 2007, ghostwriting for small and large companies while developing several lucrative term paper and content marketing websites.

Today, Vince writes social commentary, satire, literary fiction, and poetry, using embedded anagrams and structured text for multiple theme perspectives; he coined "Multidimensional Poetry and Prose."

Vince lives in Los Angeles, California, and writes books, poetry, screenplay, and articles.

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A Reader Warning Label

If you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further. A sudden sense of rational thought might induce hysteria when realizing your self-righteous claim “all lives matter” is based on a ridiculous assumption of all the Blacks and Asians banding together to offend you. Worse yet, death could occur in the sudden reversal of mindless logic...

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The Worst Author Bio

Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the bio to the writer motif of the publication, resulting in a catastrophe of mediocrity. The stench of derivative overwhelmed me, causing the bio’s removal and exit from the publication. The call of honesty prohibited burying the bio in a folder to pretend the sin never...

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Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore. A chore this is because writing an honest, fact-filled bio violates the author-reader relationship, epitomizing terrible writing as it tries to qualify and authenticate me to satisfy you, demeaning us. For you are too stupid to discern me from my writing, and I am too stupid to...

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Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Experience Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean counterparts. A method actor of impeccable style, Vinnie won awards in gay-for-pay and straight-for-rate and all variations of cinematography between. After an illustrious career spanning a year of sexual art, Vinnie’s meteoric rise in porn ended tragically at the pinnacle of his career during...

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Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Background Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually transcribed to the computer in a vague hope of one day becoming published. With no shelf adorned with published books or literary awards, I possess only a claim to be a writer and an enormous term paper library written across more than a decade....

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