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Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the bio to the writer motif of the publication, resulting in a catastrophe of mediocrity. The stench of derivative overwhelmed me, causing the bio’s removal and exit from the publication. The call of honesty prohibited burying the bio in a folder to pretend the sin never occurred, and thinking a lesson might spring from nausea that now makes reading impossible, the bio reposted here. Having no means to email you a barf bag, I recommend you cease reading and use the links above to proceed to the next bio. Thank you.
“Always remember, all wisdom waits between the pages of books. All your answers are there even if you have to write them yourself.” A friend spoke these words a long time ago, and since that time, reading and writing entertained but ultimately became a means to learn. Learning about myself, people, and the mechanics of life spurred endless reading and writing. Over and over, this scholarship revealed only books answer the questions burdening us. The great living memory of literature, lining walls of libraries, cannot be condensed into quick-read articles or blog posts. How can we recognize true love or beauty without knowing what they are? How can we possibly hope to find love if you never look beyond the mimetic content filling cyberspace? Only books hold the answers and the means to use them.
Thank you for joining me in the quest to learn. I appreciate your time and feedback in the constant strive to understand. Below you will find my background information, but for brevity, I wrote content professionally for over a decade, concentrating on marketing, SEO, and academic writing. While still writing content for private clients, I focus on publishing novels, short stories, poetry, work on screenplay and write some social critiques, which I try to keep humorous. You will find a detailed list of links below. Thank you, and keep learning.
Vincent Triola was born June 26, 1970, in Baltimore, Maryland. Graduating from Mount Saint Joseph High School in 1988, Vince worked in the moving and storage industry fourteen years before writing content. As an entrepreneur, Vince owned technologies and content writing businesses.
Starting in the late eighties writing poetry and fiction, Vince soon dismayed with the writing industry and ceased efforts to publish but continued to amass a wealth of poems and narratives. Vince returned to writing in 2007, ghostwriting for small and large companies while developing several lucrative term paper and content marketing websites.
Today, Vince writes professionally for private clients while writing satire, literary fiction, poetry, and other prose. Vince created the genre of Multidimensional Poetry and Prose that uses embedded anagrams, structured prose, and poetry, allowing for multiple themes and perspectives of a subject.
If you never considered equality’s importance and feel a grind of annoyance when people say, “Black Lives Matter” or watching Asians protest on TV, then please proceed no further. A sudden sense of rational thought might induce hysteria when realizing your self-righteous claim “all lives matter” is based on a ridiculous assumption of all the Blacks and Asians banding together to offend you. Worse yet, death could occur in the sudden reversal of mindless logic...
Read MoreAuthor Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the bio to the writer motif of the publication, resulting in a catastrophe of mediocrity. The stench of derivative overwhelmed me, causing the bio’s removal and exit from the publication. The call of honesty prohibited burying the bio in a folder to pretend the sin never...
Read MoreLoathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore. A chore this is because writing an honest, fact-filled bio violates the author-reader relationship, epitomizing terrible writing as it tries to qualify and authenticate me to satisfy you, demeaning us. For you are too stupid to discern me from my writing, and I am too stupid to...
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Read MoreBackground Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually transcribed to the computer in a vague hope of one day becoming published. With no shelf adorned with published books or literary awards, I possess only a claim to be a writer and an enormous term paper library written across more than a decade....
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