The Epic Short Stories: Omnibus I: Chronicles 5-8
Epic Chronicles of Serious Literature
The challenges of Heaven never stop in this action-packed series! Who would have thought corruption needed fighting in Heaven? Certainly not Vicente. There is big trouble in Heaven, but Vicente and friends are ready to solve the issues of nepotism, sexual harrasment, and other bad things.
(The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some
space on my website.)
*All books in the Epic Short Story Series contain adult content.*
Trigger Warning: Epics can cause mental constipation in religious or spiritual folks, especially Christians, You've been warned!
The Epic Short Stories might offend you so don't read them if you are an uptight prick or some dumbass that doesn't understand satire.
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When confronted with his assholism, Vicente twelve steps his way to recovery. Will Vicente find a higher power or will he piss off God on his spiritual journey to serenity?
Vicente and Stephen Hawking leave Heaven, and their trip becomes a secret mission that transverses time and space to a world of porn. Will they return to Heaven and corner the porn market without Jesus finding out? Take a ride in the Rainbow Pimp to find out in this third exciting episode of the epic short stories.
Meet Joe Rogaine, the mixed martial arts comedian, who is all about hair impersonations and fighting the evil Carlos Propecia. Will Rogaine beat Propecia in the ultimate hair-growing comedy challenge?
An annoying bullshitter comes to Heaven, but his lies are camouflage for Heaven's underbelly of corruption and nepotism. Will God help or conveniently go on vacation? Will Vicente and Stephen find a way to save their friend from CREEP?
Join SHIT traveling through the shimmering blue orifice to earth to find the only person who can save Joe Rogaine. Tweak the TITS and open the ASS - SHIT is coming!