The Epic Short Stories

Epic Parables For Atheists

Follow the adventures of Vicente as he moves between the heavens and earth to carry out God’s will. Somewhere between Aesop and Hugh Hefner, Vicente drives home a heartfelt and powerful moral ambiguity. Using his vast knowledge of YouTube, cable television, internet porn, and comic books, Vicente hammers away at the social issues plaguing the world.

(The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some space on my website.)

Vince Vicente

*All books in the Epic Short Story Series contain adult content.*

Trigger Warning: Epics are not good reading for religious zealots, especially Christians, sexually uptight pricks, or stupid people.

The Epic Short Stories are satirical, sometimes raunchy narratives poking fun at religion, entertainment, and society. Written originally as a concept for animation, the Epics soon developed into tiny fiction installments made available on KDP, but please don't buy them individually and lose money! You can purchase the first sixteen installments for much less.


The Epic Short Stories - Omnibus I.

The Epic Short Stories - Omnibus I.

Vincent Triola

When Vicente dies and goes to heaven, little does he know the adventure is just beginning in a universe filled with mortals, superheroes, villains, and angels.

The Epic Short Stories - Omnibus I.

Vincent Triola

When Vicente dies and goes to heaven, little does he know the adventure is just beginning in a universe filled with mortals, superheroes, villains, and angels.

The Plight of Vicente- Volume 1

The Plight of Vicente- Volume 1

Vincent Triola

The first in a series of epic short stories, Plight of Vicente, tells the saga of serving God's will after returning to earth as a ghost.

The Plight of Vicente- Volume 1

Vincent Triola

The first in a series of epic short stories, Plight of Vicente, tells the saga of serving God's will after returning to earth as a ghost.

F.A.G. - Volume 2

F.A.G. - Volume 2

Vincent Triola

Sent to earth's future, Vicente's on a new mission that challenges his values and sensibilities. Can Vicente resist the movie star ass combined with a porn star mouth the FAG...

F.A.G. - Volume 2

Vincent Triola

Sent to earth's future, Vicente's on a new mission that challenges his values and sensibilities. Can Vicente resist the movie star ass combined with a porn star mouth the FAG...

EarthTube & The Immaculate Whore - Volume 3

EarthTube & The Immaculate Whore - Volume 3

Vincent Triola

Vicente learns a Heavenly lesson he probably knew but just didn't bother to follow when he gets himself in a world of shit with God.

EarthTube & The Immaculate Whore - Volume 3

Vincent Triola

Vicente learns a Heavenly lesson he probably knew but just didn't bother to follow when he gets himself in a world of shit with God.

Tia Ling Me! - Volume 4

Tia Ling Me! - Volume 4

Vincent Triola

Vicente and Stephen Hawking leave Heaven, and their trip becomes a secret mission that transverses time and space to a world of porn.

Tia Ling Me! - Volume 4

Vincent Triola

Vicente and Stephen Hawking leave Heaven, and their trip becomes a secret mission that transverses time and space to a world of porn.

Stupid, Not Spiritual - Volume 5

Stupid, Not Spiritual - Volume 5

Vincent Triola

When confronted with his assholism, Vicente twelve steps his way to recovery. Will Vicente find a higher power or will he piss off God on his spiritual journey to serenity?

Stupid, Not Spiritual - Volume 5

Vincent Triola

When confronted with his assholism, Vicente twelve steps his way to recovery. Will Vicente find a higher power or will he piss off God on his spiritual journey to serenity?