Earth faces total annihilation from the scourge of the Christians seeking to impose their insane values on the entire universe. Will Heaven intercede and stop the lunacy? Will Vicente ever name his car? Find out in these fantastic stories.
(The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some
space on my website.)
Epic Short Stories are great reading for anyone who is not a prude or sanctimonious ass.
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Take a ride on the sexual wayback machine with Vicente and Dr. Peebody to help them discover the Periodic Table of Sexual Elements and learn the difference between gay and really gay.
When creationists take over the LAPD crime lab, Vicente and Scoop are shocked to report the CCSI team implemented their creationist technologies, bringing justice to an abrupt halt. Will the victims receive justice? Is there no one to stop the creationists?
Earth's new hero is swaffelen the creationists, flat earthers, and dino deniers. Join Billy McDinopenis as he wages war on the ignorant.
When Billy Graham, Kirk Cameron, and Joel Osteen launch the Flat Earth Creationist Extremist Ship (FECES), it will take the combined forces of Heaven, Levar Burton, Stan Lee, and Billy McDinopenis to stop them from annihilating the earth. Will these heroes be enough?
Epic Parables For Atheists Follow the adventures of Vicente as he moves between the heavens and earth to carry out God’s will. Somewhere between Aesop and Hugh Hefner, Vicente drives home a heartfelt and powerful moral ambiguity. Using his vast knowledge of YouTube, cable television, internet porn, and comic books, Vicente hammers away at the social issues plaguing the world. (The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this...
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Epic Chronicles of Serious Literature The challenges of Heaven never stop in this action-packed series! Who would have thought corruption needed fighting in Heaven? Certainly not Vicente. There is big trouble in Heaven, but Vicente and friends are ready to solve the issues of nepotism, sexual harrasment, and other bad things. (The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some space on my website.)...
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Epic Chronicles of Serious Literature Heaven is changing! Will Vicente change with it? Will he become a useful citizen or spend his days pursuing pleasure? Probably a little of both. Join the adventure of changing Heaven for the better in these powerful tales of eternal salvation. (The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some space on my website.) *All books in the Epic...
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Heroic, Glorious Tales of Heaven Earth faces total annihilation from the scourge of the Christians seeking to impose their insane values on the entire universe. Will Heaven intercede and stop the lunacy? Will Vicente ever name his car? Find out in these fantastic stories. (The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some space on my website.) *All books in the Epic Short Story...
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