C.R.E.E.P. - Volume 7
Vicente and Stephen are shocked to learn that there is corruption in Heaven. They will have to find a way to save their friend and stop C.R.E.E.P.
Stephen responded, “Yeah that’s great man, but you're cutting in on my gloryholing. So let's move this show along because I have places to be.”
Oooooo! I would like to go to the gloryhole! That sounds like fun. When I was a young man in my twenties, I spent a lot of time at titty bars. The girl’s all loved me! I don’t know why? I would just go to the titty bar and the girl’s all gathered round. They would rub my buddha belly and say things like, “C.R.E.E.P., you are wonderful!” When I put dollars in their g-strings I would imagine the pussies tasted like candy. Oooooo! They all just laughed when I told them.
Stephen stood scowling at C.R.E.E.P. as he smiled back at us. Stephen shifted me a glance and said, “Let’s get you to your house, C.R.E.E.P..”
All the way to C.R.E.E.P.’s house, he jabbered away like a crackhead,
Oooooo! These are nice homes! I use to have a really nice home. I worked for a long time as cable repairman. I was the greatest cable repairman in world. I could walk into a 30 story building and in less than 10 seconds and tell them exactly home many feet of cable they tried that. Let’s see if I can do it.”
A Note From Vince
The Epic Short Stories are a Series. You should read them all from the beginning in order.