EarthTube & The Immaculate Whore - Volume 3

EarthTube & The Immaculate Whore - Volume 3

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Join Vicente in this third epic short story of adventure. Vicente is taught a Heavenly lesson that he probably knew already, but just didn't bother to follow.

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In Heaven, there is no pain, only pleasure.  There is "supposedly" only the best of everything. For instance, we have EarthTube which is like cable television on steroids. You can watch anything you want such as movies, tv shows, and you can also watch what is happening in Heaven and on earth. Say you want to watch your widow banging the pool boy, you just type in her name into EarthTube and start watching. You can watch anyone, anywhere, and at any time. This is great because there is always something going on somewhere.  

If for some reason you can’t find anything on EarthTube, then you can use iTunes Blessed 2.0. The one thing that sucks is that everything is on Macs and Apple devices so the gaming blows. When that Jobs fucker arrived, he turned Heaven into a fucking Mac store. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice stuff, nice graphics, easy to use, but no fucking gaming!  That’s right Jobs- get with the fucking program and get a gaming system going. It won’t be like this when Gates gets here- because you know that mother fucker is bringing an Xbox.

A Note From Vince

The Epic Short Stories are a Series. You should read them all from the beginning in order. 

*All books in the Epic Short Story Series contain adult content. 
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