You said you were LA magic true, acting like the star in LA's act
Shit-talking people new to you pretending like your wallet’s fat
Lying about the fame you knew, talking like a phony rich cat
Talking shit but nothing was true, you’re just a bitchy white trash brat
Your lies are your reality pretending you’re a big comic
Take your bullshit sobriety, you’re a bombing joke atomic
Fake-ass AA serenity, you’re a loser astronomic
Fucking stupid asshole vanity begs fame like drunks for 12 step tonic
You’re an asshole eternally with your comedy neurotic
And when your backs against the wall, I’ll throw my shit all over you
When there’s not a soul left to call, I’ll say a loud and hard- fuck you!
When no one’s left to hear you ball, when your fake image fades from view
I’ll be there standing tall, knowing you got what came to you.