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Stephen King, Go Fuck Yourself!

Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

Vincent Triola

Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.

Stephen King, go fuck yourself!

Vincent Triola

Loathing writers overshadows many mundane writing tasks such as this bio. Much effort exerted trying to write an author bio, feeling a professional obligation to perform this chore.

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vincent Triola

Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...

Vinnie LXIX: Edibles & Author Bios

Vincent Triola

Vinnie LXIX classically trained for pornographic acting at the Conservatory Of Copulation Knowledge, giving rise (no pun intended) to a skilled player (again, no pun intended) on par with Shakespearean...

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Vincent Triola

Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...

Writing Term Papers with Kesha

Vincent Triola

Writing a novel at age eighteen did little to affirm the correctness of the authorship pursuit. Rejected by many publishers, the manuscript sat in a box collecting dust but eventually...

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The Worst Author Bio

Vincent Triola

Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...

The Worst Author Bio

Vincent Triola

Author Note: Surrender to the trope of the sincere, moving author bio produced this reader-introduction wreck. Asked by an editor to write a bio incited a struggle to fit the...