The Epic Short Stories: Omnibus I: Chronicles 1-4
Epic Parables For Atheists
Follow the adventures of Vicente as he moves between the heavens and earth to carry out God’s will. Somewhere between Aesop and Hugh Hefner, Vicente drives home a heartfelt and powerful moral ambiguity. Using his vast knowledge of YouTube, cable television, internet porn, and comic books, Vicente hammers away at the social issues plaguing the world.
(The Epics were written by Vicente, not Vince. I'm Vince, and I don't know this guy Vicente. He rents some
space on my website.)
*All books in the Epic Short Story Series contain adult content.*
Trigger Warning: Epics are not good reading for religious zealots, especially Christians, sexually uptight pricks, or stupid people.
The Epic Short Stories are satirical, sometimes raunchy narratives poking fun at religion, entertainment, and society. Written originally as a concept for animation, the Epics soon developed into tiny fiction installments made available on KDP, but please don't buy them individually and lose money! You can purchase the first sixteen installments for much less.
If you don't want to read on KDP, don't worry, Vicente has you covered. You can read all the great epics on Substack along with all of that other guy, Vince's, books.
The first in a series of epic short stories, Plight of Vicente, tells the saga of serving God's will after returning to earth as a ghost. Vicente travels the world seeking joy and love but finds only death and destruction. Join Vicente on his first adventure to discover his true purpose in God's will.
Sent to earth's future, Vicente's on a new mission that challenges his values and sensibilities. Can Vicente resist the movie star ass combined with a porn star mouth the FAG offers? Doubtful, but you'll need to join Vicente in the second installment of the epic short story series to find out.
Vicente learns a Heavenly lesson he probably knew but just didn't bother to follow when he gets himself in a world of shit with God. Will Stephen Hawking have the answer that will save Vicente? You'll find out in this epic short story.
Vicente and Stephen Hawking leave Heaven, and their trip becomes a secret mission that transverses time and space to a world of porn. Will they return to Heaven and corner the porn market without Jesus finding out? Take a ride in the Rainbow Pimp to find out in this third exciting episode of the epic short stories.